Law and order SVU, everyone loves that show. I recently got into it and really enjoyed it. I don't really know why I like it so much, maybe it's the pacing of it, it never seems slow. Maybe the actors, specifically Ice T, do a bang up job. I don't know.
One day I sit on the couch and look through the channels and see law and order on, hell yea, turn it on, its the beginning of the episode where you see the crime, perfect. So a man sneaks into this home, steals a knife, walks up to a woman and stabs her 3 times. Then he jumbles with the dresser and leaves.
Im standing there like.... That's it. Not gonna fuck with the kids? take a finger to go? Then the intro screen comes up, fucking criminal intent! I turned it off immediately i felt bamboozled!
Then i realized why i like SVU. It's not the direction or the justice. It's the creative ways people turn out to be completely fucked up. I don't want to see murder, I want to see a man steal locks of colored hair for 20 years until his entire bedroom makes a rainbow. I want to see a guy cut off people's kneecaps and glue them together to make a shield which he uses to protect himself from the cop's gunfire. I want to see a man steal children's clothes, put them on so they rip, paint himself green, then masturbate in the mirror pretending he's the hulk.
That's good television right there
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