The Risque jokes

Definitely distracted. It's important that i look into some other bits for this Tuesday.

I wanna talk about sex. I think that's important for me to talk about sex on stage because it's so important to me. And everyone.


Sex is the bomb, but I understand why it's weird to talk about. probably because it's icky. It smells and is gross, *IF* you do it right. If you have sex and it's still nice and fresh in the bedroom... You either have sex problems or great air circulation. Good sex smells, man. And not great either. It's a strange smell that isn't pleasant but I do weirdly like it, sorta like how I like the smell of gasoline.

Maybe sex isn't that taboo anymore, but butt stuff totally is. I feel like the general vibe out there is that a finger goes up her ass and *Bam* she's a whore, just like that. Its like,  Nice gal *shove* untrustworthy. Good girl *shove* terrible credit, it's a horrible stigma.


 Worse for guys tho, a finger up a guy's ass makes him... automatically gay. I'll say it right now... having a finger up your butt... is not the worst thing on the planet. It's not that bad! Pretty fun, if done correctly. And I know this is important to a lot of people who are hesitant to try it, It doesn't smell like poopie after.

At least with as far as I've gone, I'm sure that more experienced folks occasionally strike oil. Have an oil spill, per se.

I think what I'm getting at is that sex should be a more open topic. You hear about political correctness but there's nothing that gets people more uncomfortable than asking how their butt progress is going. Granted I should stop asking my waitresses that question, but it's still important.

Crowd work, people will want to talk about literally anything else.







Watch Shameless, one of the main characters is sodomized and he bounces right back, and guess what, he isnt gay





It seems that I can talk very delicately about ass play and already people don't know how to feel.


 I know too many people uncomfortable with ass play, talking about it, I wouldn't assume to try it on them